Serious question. Does anyone make nachos better than me?

Serious question. Does anyone make nachos better than me?


+nachos +food +real life
 

 



honeyedlife:

Soccer mom looks 2014

the other day a person at walmart asked me if i had any small children at home. i said no but took the free coloring book anyway


+real life
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated


missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.


pardonmewhileipanic:

nokiabae:

*white 20-something on tumblr voice* buy me pizza and touch my butt I’m so lonely netflix

me


■ WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water


+alcohol +i'm dying
 

 


lesserlyrium:

me and janine are getting married i’m so sorry darrell i love your fiancee and i’m keeping her

this is so true


+men are useless wives are better
 

 


also this reminds me of this girl i knew at language camp who started crying because she saw a moth and thought it was the reincarnation of john lennon


+real life
 

 


"yeah i probably should be a vegan but i can’t because i have no willpower" wow drunk me is so on point


+real life
 

 




remember when i said i found a video of me crying about moths


+real life +honeyedface
©