bob-chan:

kinigget:

audiencezombie:

koulin:

gamercrunch:

This guy knows how to Far Cry

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WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT

how the fuck…

youreusingcoconuts


+WATCH THIS +EVEN IF YOU DON'T PLAY FARCRY +gaming
 

 


Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepressible youth.
+the simpsons +lisa simpson +bart simpson

misandrist-of-gor:

i will type whatever my gay little hands care to type


nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…


missespeon:

i love that neil cicierega isnt your typical anti-sj dudebro douche. i love watching 2edgy5me jerkoffs watch their beloved founder of internet content creation turn out to be one of their loathed sjws. i also love that someone i admire so much isnt a piece of shit and actively tries to learn about how to be respectful 2 others.


 

 


■ my dad is making me watch doctor who while the simpsons marathon is on

why. why has god forsaken me.


+real life

athletik-aesthetiks:

this PSA was pretty strong

i don’t know, i actually really hate this PSA. It puts blame on the parents. People are personally responsible for what they eat. I used to sneak food to my room all the time when I was younger, even though my mom tried to make sure i ate healthy meals. I felt like the PSA had the wrong message.


+not even going to go into the other scare tactics used +fat hate - +food
 

 


(Herb gives the Simpsons a tour of his mansion.)
Herb: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home. Anytime you're hungry, anytime day or night, Cook will make you anything you want.
Homer: Even pork chops?
Herb: Absolutely. We have a tennis court, a swimming pool, a screening room--
Homer: You mean, if I want pork chops, even in the middle of the night, your guy will fry 'em up?
Herb: Sure. That's what he's paid for. Now, if you need towels, laundry--
Homer: Wait!
Herb: Maids--
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Let me see if I've got this straight. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m., there's a rumble in my stomach--
Marge: Homer, please!
+pork chops +the simpsons +herbert simpson +homer simpson +marge simpson
 

 


honeyedlife:

It’s so beautiful ♥

honeyedlife:

It’s so beautiful ♥


+look at this +can you believe it +real life
 

 


wow i usually hate my fat hands but in that pic it looks so pretty and almost dainty

(one time when i was 17 and first dating darrell we were riding home on the bus and i told him i hated my fat chubby hands and we sat in silence then like thirty minutes later when i was about to get off at my stop he said “wait!” and i was like “what” and he said “i think your hands are cute.”)


+real life +darrell +weird memories that stick with me
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